Riley Quinlan

"Surprised the snow on the buildings here hasn't melted in this Florida heat"

"Iceberg lettuce leaves in any of the salads are as gargantuan as the very same iceberg that sunk the Titanic"

"The owners smell"

"It you're here for business, there is no need to worry about late night ruckus from the pool area. It closes at 9:00 PM sharp!"

"Try the bowling!"

"Nice straws..."