EJ O'Malley

"go get drunk and tip my wife all your money and pay our rent. thanks."

"Hi. I live near you. So."

"dem cookie dough flautas."

"the chips.... no is free."

"$30 for 2 people, terribly sub-par food, shit selection. I could've eaten much better for much less at any number of establishments. I feel as though I've broken edge judge by patronising this hell."

"motherfucking monte cristo. the mountain of christ. best sandwich ever."