Rick Doherty

"This place really beats the shit out of your car. I really wonder why I keep coming back."

"Attn: diabetics. Olive Garden has a nutrition guide available online and in print version at the restaurant. You can choose an entree, look up the # of carbs and inject fast acting insulin b4 you eat."

"Joe is a very professional, knowledgeable, and attentive server. Tip him well."