Richie

"There's a reason they give you a fan in each room. The wall thermostat is there just for decoration..."

"Check the tops of the pepper before you pour it on your slice..."

"Took "Juan" 45 minutes to deliver 12 wings!? Then when I ordered another beer, it was policy for the manager to approve it because I'd been there for an hour? Guess I can't drink two beers..."