Richard Neudegg

"Pretty run down as cinema's go. Not very clean, service below average. Less busy but still worth heading over to the O2 instead."

"The 'Trout and About' festival doesn't actually feature any trout and only limited amount of about."

"They seem to have cut back, far less well executed breakfast than days gone by. Shame."

"Frustratingly not enough seats."

"Haven't heard of any of the places you can apparently get to from here."

"Have a Pornstar Martini."