Richard Morrison

"I would highly recommend the fish and chips, best I've had in a while."

"Watch out for the gingers that live here, they can be very crafty."

"One of the lads there seems to only have the use of one hand. Poor bastard."

"Nice place, the chink there is an excellent host."

"Ok house apart from the loud northerner."

"The back of L3 is ideal for cheating in class tests."