RhiRhi Martinez

"Hahahahaha lol wut?"

"Try the shrunga massage candles! Especially the exotic fruits fragrance... Best ever! Also, the texture of the wax when melted is a lot smoother than the other brands there."

"Since Jesse became mayor this place went downhill. No longer a party place- more of a bitch bitch winge winge mansion."

"Watching Keith beat off in winship's bed goes alright."

"Beware: many tolls reside here."

"STRANGLHOLD LAST NIGHT! Myspace.com/strangleholdmelb <3"