Rex Hartman

"You allergic to peanut butter? No? Then eat it. Eat all of it."

"Mixed feelings...I had to compete for attention with a visitor once I was in the chair. Haircut was uneven. Better off at Great Clips for the price"

"Attend BC! Because who doesn't enjoy a good 2 hour wait in line every time they need a simple question answered? Or maybe they should just make this a class: Intro to Waiting on Bureaucracy."

"Sushi class is ok. However you do not prepare things yourself. It's a lecture. Bring a snack....and something to read..."

"Add sugar to all the things!"

"The hardest rims in all the land...."