Daniel Swartz

"Pie is available in half slices. Combine one of key lime and one of banana cream for the best of both worlds."

"Carlie is the best bartender!"

"You're standing in the shell of an old firehouse. Be sure to take a look at the chandelier on the right side of the first floor made up of harnesses!"

"Root for the Red Sox at your own peril."

"Great view; conversation lacking, however."

"There's no place like it... Food needs more salt though."