Damien Gardner

"If you have heavy bags (or a few!), bring a trolley - decent walk from car to room"

"Bring cash-money - the ticket machines don't take eftpos!"

"No toilets? Or soy milk!"

"Don't bother - noisy, pokie, horrid little place! A disgrace to the coast!"

"For baby change, you need to go to the childcare centre on the 2nd floor"

"Don't bother walking all the way up here if you've got a kid under 3 feet tall - not allowed on the boats even with if they're in a hiking pack.."