Jason Stokes

"Tim is a great bartender. He'll make sure you get whatever you need."

"Moves at the speed of French bureaucracy."

"Try getting drunk first. You'll be sober by the time you get in."

"Magic hat? Come on guys, all beer geeks know they suck. Good guest taps otherwise."

"Wifi is among the slowest I've ever used. Cute that AT&T left a tip about it."