Rich Kwok

"The name is misleading. They also massage the hands"

"If you are tired of Sam's, you may want to try "Ma's BBQ". Ma claims to have taught Sam everything she knows. UPDATE: Ma's BBQ is now known as "Ma's Restaurant""

"Please be sure to kick out any babies not wearing the blue wristband and remind parents that it's not a diaper pool."

"This school is best for learning fast. For those of you that are more laid back, look for "slow learning school" on the east bay."

"When waiting in the snack line watch out for shopping cart ninja thieves"

"If you're here you're probably getting married"