Andy Anderson

"If you've had or plan to have a fight with your wife, the white hot chocolate is a great way to avoid having to admit you were wrong."

"Here to eat? I suggest Tasha's for breakfast (ask for the freshly squeezed OJ), Turn & Tender for lunch (order medium rare if you want medium) & Red Rabbit for dinner (pricey but good)."

"The creme brulleé is amazing but, be warned, the portions are HUGE."

"Quite possibly the coolest coffee spot in Cape Town. Well done. You've chosen well."

"Ask for a room from the 10th floor & up. Mountain facing."

"Possibly the worst service experience with a car rental company. Ever. Anywhere in the world. Must be some kind of new record. And I know how much Cape Town loves setting records."