Redg Snodgrass

"Be Careful: He Bites"

"Hope you have a good time and don't get into too much trouble..."

"Never Say "Super Size" it"

"Flying United? Go through the international security checkpoint and save a ton of time..."

"Check out tomorrow if not immediately...The owner was a real jerk. Room was dirty, asked to clean it and was told no. They raised the price 3X the next day."

"Um...we all know who the real Mayor is here...it's JC"