Todd Greene

"Unfortunately, I've never had anything bad here. But the Red Velvet is extraordinary (especially if you like icing)"

""Your money goes further at Dude's because we stretch the dough." -Gramma Dude (is that her name?)"

"Oh, and during christmas season, you can get a wreath out pine tree while waiting for your custard"

"Wash your hands after you wizz. Yeah, I'm talkin to you, guy in the camo hat-covered mullet (what are the odds of him being a foursquare user?)"

"Golf and stuff. Just behave."

"JJBLT is stacked with perfectly choked bacon"