Steven DeRosia

"Hey Chipotle, when I order a bowl, I want food in it. I don't come here to get 5 tiny pieces of meat and 1/3 a bowl of rice"

"From the Tolkien Companion: "Entmoot: A ritual assembly of Ents which occurred infrequently, at times of great need.""

"Fuck whoever covers up someone else's stickers."

"Try the bearded guy. He's delicious"