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"For a thrill, have a mouthful of the delicious Cape Hedge sand. It's good for the digestion, and it's the most sustainable meal you'll find this side of Canada!"

"Spent thirty minutes waiting for a rum and Coke here. Eventually stopped knocking on the door and went somewhere else. Frustrating."

"The corned beef hash and egg milkshake is to DIE for! Ask for extra hollandaise!"

"Order the whiskey and ask for the secret sauce!"

"Try not to spend too much time here. I did that once and accidentally left with a Ph.D. five years later."

"If you eat ten lobsters, your bowels will win a special prize!"