Ran Fuchs

"Dear Mgmt: when you run an establishment like a not-for-profit and charge like a business you risk losing those members who pay full price...time for a reality check."

"This Starbucks might not be anything special, however, if transverse the Island, it's a great pit stop to fill your engine, empty your bladder all the while your car is getting washed."

"Don't get the fried asparagus ."

"No kids or cellphones at this pool. Asides from the occasional burdenko water or aerobics class it's super quiet."

"Try one of the super fresh, absolutely delicious juices."

"Somebody buy the mayor a razor."