Randle McMurphy

"hide yo kids, hide yo wife cause thy snatchin' err'body up in here!"

"Skip paying $7.00 for a Playboy at Hudson News; instead stand behind the TSA person monitoring the new full body scan machines"

"Where it's always morning in America...Even in the afternoon! The snack bar is great including cookies made from jelly beans and real pieces of the Berlin Wall. It's outta sight hombres"

"Have you tried the samosas?...They're off the hook"