Randall Clark

"Plleeeaaassee buy some fly paper!"

"This damn train is awful! It pulls forward, stops, reverses, stops, takes a quick breakfast, maybe a nap... Really wish it didn't block every plausible route to my job at 9am...curse you CTCX!"

"So retro that even the toilet paper feels just like a newspaper!"

"Watch out for those mute swans!"

"I can't find it on the menu anymore, but highly recommend the strawberry coco smoothie. Beats the markup you pay on soft drinks."

"Get a loyalty card and dig in on some daily specials. $5.25 can get you a cheese steak, soda and a bag of chips."