ralph mann

"Come for the filthy table cloths, stay for the infestation of ants!"

"Rent the lookout for just $60 and spend the night. You made the drive up the mountain, you might as well hang out, enjoy the sunset and then sleep in a comfy bed!"

"Drink some gatorade goop and skate like DonRico!"

"Watch for pedestrians in the crosswalk!"

"Get your skates sharpened at the All Star pro shop! Traditional hollow AND Flat Bottom V are both available."

"Fake left, shoot right and score!"