Colin Weir

"I cleaned up your litter."

"They are thieves who will lie to you about your insurance coverage to get you to buy a night guard. Do not patronize Dr. Ken Cirka."

"Going south? Get off at exit 8, turn left, and take Battlefield Blvd. Save yourself $6 (and stop at Wawa)."

"Don't do that wit/witout nonsense they make you do at lesser, Xenophobic cheesesteak shops"

"Go Phillies"

"Don't forget your quarters"