Rachael Wordhouse-Dykema

"All of their pineapple was 2-3 days expired. I told them and expected something akin to "I'm sorry, thanks for letting us know! We'll take care of it." Not just "oh, that's not good." Yeah, no shit."

"OK prices, good selection for you skinny girls but nothing in bigger sizes."

"They have candles that double as massage oil and moisturizer and happen to be edible, according to the cashier."

"Favorite appetizers: Scallion Pancakes, Veggie Drumsticks. Favorite entrees: Veggie Ham, Hundred Layer Tofu, Black Pepper Chicken"

"Angry Orchard apple cider on tap."

"Tampons, condoms and advil dispenser in the womens room."