Daniel

"Ask for the Confucius."

"Apparently putting your sneakers in the microwave is a violation of health code. Brought in the hazmat team. Frowns all around..."

"The crowd here averages in the 35-50 year old range, with an average of about 42, it's perfect for the 30 year old that feels "old and washed up". It's like therapy."

"This isn't a fucking lake. Moron."

"Order the ghost plate, and make sure it's free range."

"Ask for the bacon and whipped cream topped jello, its a speciality. Especially tasty with Tabasco."