Quintin Rodriguez-Harrison

"As your new mayor I will bring prosperity and joy to this office in addition to cleaning up the streets."

"LAST BAR NUMBER 15 THATS IIIIIT"

"Don't surprise Eric Norcross at all costs. Even a friendly pat on the back may startle him and you will end up in a chokehold, asleep."

"Get Matt drunk and he'll do an amazing 8 mile Eminem impression."