Patrick Smith

"Security are tough-guy asshole pieces of shit now. Should find new jobs."

"Booth by the window, 24 oz. Molson, chicken tenders and fries with buffalo and ranch, can't go wrong"

"Be careful. This place doesn't understand the concept of reservations."

"Park somewhere else downtown because their "free parking" garage is a joke. Always full. Worst gym I've ever belonged to."

"Ignore my first tip it was meant for Redbeards"

"If someone in your group forgets their ID don't plan on having any fun. These fascists won't let anyone drink. Get real. Idiots."