Jake Knight

"Tell her Jake sent you and get $5 off your first cut."

"Hand sanitizer. Use it. Before and after you pick up their phones. I may be in after you. =) That means you, Kamran."

"Buying an inheritance vehicle? Make sure you have a power of Attny document with a stamped seal."

"Get a bacon cheeseburger plate. Bacon is always crispy. Ask for the plate half and half to get some awesome O rings."