Richard Brown

"Restrooms for customers only and $5 minimum charge to buy something - don't bother with this place."

"Disappointingly soda refills are not free - they bring the first soda out in a glass and then ask you if you want a refill and then bring a can."

"Leg humps n tail thumps"

"Absolutely love the hot white country trash boys that shop here - yummmm"

"Some of the best Chinese food in Madison and free Wi-Fi."

"Get meal as take out - more food for the same price!"