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"Ask for the vegan special."

"Culture tip: i hail from PDX. Friends stopping by unannounced is welcome, as it is the way of my people. It is also our custom to come bearing beer. Just sayin'."

"Go if you must but do not, under any circumstances, look at the shelves. Full to the gills with pretty books you didn't know you needed."

"Best place to do a handstand in Seattle."

"May I never be mayor."

"Self-explanatory, I hope."