Victor Portillo

"Understaffed is an understatement. Be prepared to camp out here. Bring lawn chairs"

"Apparently you aren't allowed to "have fun" at the pool. No noise, no fun, no nothing. Don't live by the pool if you don't want NOISE. It's not a GD pond. It's a POOL."

"Don't pay attention to the car wash blow dry "time left" clock. It actually stopped halfway before it's suppose to. Avoid."

"They charge you for extra lemons here. o.O 🍋"

"They're always running out of supplies here (bagels). Not a happy camper those mornings. Slow service so be prepared to be late for work"

"What sad excuse for a BBQ place DOESNT serve baked potato?!?!?! Craved it for miles and miles just to be let down. Chopped beef not good and BBQ sauce is water."