Rachel Murphy

"Don't go on trivia night (Thurs. @9) if you don't want a waitress who is busy and is not doing her job, and being rude because of it..."

"Unicorn piss all the way."

"So awkward sitting in the back, unless you want to get to know your neighbors more than you'd like to. The chicken is either a hit or a miss."

"Cutest and nicest people work here! :3"

"If you want a fridge you have to order it, or put your food in the tub..."

"Don't leave your butt exposed."