Preston

"My grampy went to Nam and lost his hand!! Should have gone here instead because the food is two thumbs up!"

"This is only for sweeties and baby babes that i loves. Also cuties are welcome."

"Check out El Pelon's secret menu. I've tried their fish sandwich, cheeseburger, and clam chowder. I heard the calzone is better than their burrito."

"Buy the $5 gallons of milk. The massive $1.50 markup is tax deductible!"

"Ask to ride on the train conductor's lap."

"Take steroids they work great."