David Poser

"Best home cooked food in Columbus! Chopsticks down!"

"Go do some errands and your wife will fold your socks and undies! If you're me!"

"THE best place to watch DVR'd reality shows!"

"No bookstore?? Seriously, what is a guy supposed to do while his girl spends his money? C'mon. :("

"$1 smokes, look for the red cowboy shirts! Yeehaaaw!"