Carl B

"Wear a green t-shirt to while crossing the street to get the Ulitimate Frogger Experience"

"If you're going to try to steal my mayorship, don't tell me on the way over, I'll just check-in in the car"

"Someone took the popcorn machine from the store. I think it's in the mayor's kitchen..."

"Hey Harkins, you might want to spray some air freshener in theatre 10, the fat lady sitting in row 3 smuggled in something nasty & now it smells like Liver & Onions in there. K Thx"

"Popcorn machine currently Out of Order. However there are new paper towel dispensers in the bathroom. Nice upgrade Woody!"

"Salmon Dynamite is the bomb!"