Mike Bartnik

"Add a line to your familyshare plan with a smartphone on a new two year agreement, we will waive the $9.99 monthly service cost of the line for the entire 24 months of the contract. Limited time offer"

"Everything is SO GOOD!!! The mashed potatoes, the ribs, the cornbread, the corn on the cob, the coleslaw, all the bbq sauces, I could go on."

"Dont come here, they are super slow!"

"Add a line for only $9.99*. Ask for Mike!*Special restrictions apply"

"Buy an oil change, get a free car wash"

"Traffics a bitch"