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"Waitress didn't know there was a difference between Louisiana hot sauce and tabasco. This place ROCKS!"

"Cheat on your spouse and forget about the kids."

"Bussing your own table is the new vogue. Eat at panera now and slum it."

"Ma pa tofu for the vegetarians is a treat."

"It's the end of the month: get some stamps for rent. More convenient than the post office and the liquor store next door will soothe the end of the month blues!"

"Kinda like Blockbuster Video with rentals but you get to keep the books and media for like waaaay longer. Best part: it's also free. I don't know how this place stays in business."