King Rob

"There was exactly zero buffalo on the day we went, unless you count the fat family shoveling dead animals into their faces."

"The waiting room is super exciting"

"Look at the pretty scenery!! And the one tree!!!"

"Don't punch any children here. Apparently that's a no-no."

"More like Dan's Dirty RAPE DEN!!!!"

"The prefect's bathroom is a great place for late night sexcapades."