Pj

"Best cheez-laden tubes of pulverized meat in town."

"$2 Lattés from 2-3pm!"

"Oh shining beacon of time & thread, clothe my nakedness that I may wander an aimless soul no more."

"Everything."

"What'd you say? You want a sale on HOT SOCKS? Welcome to your Mecca."

"If you see Cara or Jeff would you tell them to just stop pretending they don't have feelings for each other and just get on with it already? The rest of us are trying to play racquetball."