Chris Wheatley

"Much better than Chinese Noodle House across the plaza."

"Comfortable new lounge upstairs. Good view of the tarmac with plenty of seating."

"Expensive hotel, especially last minute. Obscene to pay that much and have no included in-room wifi, no local or 800 phone calls and no free parking."

"Also the name is wrong, Chinese Noodle House is over the courtyard, this is Chinese Noodle Restaurant."

"Beware, the inhabitants smell!"

"Watch out for wasps. Seen on and around swing set and exercise equipment."