Joe Quillen

"I just think fast food restaurants would be much better experience if they let you be a number. Somehow the girl in the cashier got my simple name right. I’d rather be order 15 than a name!"

"Chickie's and Pete's. A Philly staple. Enough said."

"Don't have a barely ripped $20 bill. Sharon won't accept it."

"Back car and 3rd car are always the most crowded. Idiots don't realize the train has 6 cars."

"The most OCD store ever! If they ain't moving shit around, they ain't happy. Good luck finding anything!"

"Turkey burgers are awesome at the Refinery!"