Derrick Phillips

"If you're nice the shower drain will sing to you when you're finished."

"I've been in Rome for 6 days and I can honestly say this is the worst food I've had. I would rather still be starving than have eaten what little I did."

"Ask for Serena...don't talk to anyone else."

"Excellent food, and even better service. Oh, and I'm writing this tip using their WiFi."

"Get the strudel. You're welcome."

"Skip the 100 ruble "live insect" exhibit upstairs (I saw 1 spider and some roaches), but do check out the mounted insects up there."