Phillip Martin

"Don't mess w/ success. Not gonna do better for a $5 lunch than the double cheeseburger."

"Mary has cut my hair for twenty years - great discounts for students!"

"At lunch, the enchiladas del Norte (carne guisada) are great! Anything for dinner is wonderful; I get the puerco en chile cazcabel. It's some of the best red sauce in town!"

"Great classic songs on the jukebox, and the Billy Burger -- if you can survive it -- is amazing!"

"Chicken-fried bacon. Do it."