Phill Hocking

"Wi-Fi password: grandslam"

"$50 for first five donations. Make sure to have your social security card and photo I'd"

"Awesome! I showed up here with $7 and said whatever you can give me and they totally hooked it up! Totally my new Spokane sushi spot."

"Whammy 6 is plain and makes sure it is fresh!"

"1847 is the super secret code to get in the bathroom."

"Well I *was* going to imbibe alcoholic beverages here but the guy told me to "get lost with my bike." Guess they don't want my business."