Phillip Lamb

"Tres bon cuisine, délicieux, service parfait."

"Great beer! However, service could really really use a tuneup. As another guy said, food somewhat wanting, but again, fantastic beer, especially the 'inseine'"

"Le Buffet c'est pas mal"

"Don't drive here. Sorry France but most of you are horrible drivers, and it seems that every Sunday La Croix Blanche becomes a veritable convention of bad drivers."

"Don't go expecting amazing food. Go expecting something a 10-year-old would love to eat."

"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."