Philip Williams

"It's not calamari like "here's some fried squid." It's calamari like "here's some sweet, spicy, crispy ginger deliciousness!""

"Be sure to name 50 distinct animal sounds while you're here."

"Amazing greasy goodness. Superburger with cheese, grilled onions, and everything on it. And don't forget the fries."

"Sort feels like Hooters. Can't hate on the fish bowls though."

"The pita bread is thick and warm, and the side salads are huge. Officially bumping Daphne's out of my lunch rotation."

"Ok, who gnarted?"