Philippa Davey

"Awful. Waitress forgot our order altogether and we couldn't get a refund as she couldn't open the till. No idea what the coffee is like"

"Fantastic budget wash and interior clean for £10 - won't get better!"

"Bring a packed lunch or be prepared to take out a mortgage at the overpriced cafe. The ciabatta was ordinary for just under £5 an the chocolate cake was dry. The Islamic Art is amazing."

"Get your feet eaten by fish and they will be lovely and smooth. Just try not to giggle.....bet you can't!"

"Don't bother knocking if you're a Tory or Lib Dem"