Phil Diehl

"Don't forget to punch Joe K in the face while you're here!"

"Cat Hendel's favorite store!"

"It's a fabulous place for a picnic!"

"Come at night! This place looks more like a secret moon base than a rest stop. Also, be on the look out for Pat. She's awesome, and she has some wicked stories!"

"Don't forget to pay tribute to the Motherbrain in the center of the casino! It's delightful array of colors may thrill you, but if you cross it IT WILL KILL YOU."