Matt Holmes

"Don't expect the Ritz and you won't be disappointed. Basic Wildwood flop house. Not on vacation to see the room, looks good while I'm sleeping."

"Stay the hell away from the electronic parade! It's awful and stops the park dead in its tracks."

"Make sure you go in and deal with Rick."

"Aint seen nothing like it. Wow!"

"Looks like fire drill going on behind the counter. Double check your order no matter what, usually messed up."

"Slowest pumps in the city."