Dust Sieber

"Great place to visit, but watch out for all the senior citizens!"

"Don't get coffee if the lady says it's only 15 minutes old. Pretty sure that is code for "made yesterday"."

"Try the Eucharist, it's made of Jesus!"

"SPARES RULE."

"Jeff is awesome. If there was a place to leave a tip for these guys on the bill I would have!"

"Don't wait until contractions are 3 minutes apart before coming. It causes the nurses and doctors to move way too fast."