Peter Nelson

"So. Terrible. All around."

"Watch ally sip whiskey and blame her red face on "hot flashes""

"Seriously though.....fuck this place"

"Hide the embarrassing kitsch strewn about the house and yard to reduce the general level of crazy."

"Look in Doug's change drawer to score some quarters for greedy Minneapolis meters."

"Look in the freezer to uncover hotdish from 1995. Cook hotdish in microwave for a good time."